Deborah Kellner
Sexy

Blonde beauty Deborah Kellner was born in Texas and got her first acting gig on the TV series Texas Justice. But if there’s any justice in the world of wank, she’d be pulling out her tumbleweeds on the big screen. In fairness, while lady Justice isn’t blind, but we would be if we had a scene where Miss Kellner showed the tasty treats that are her little Debby’s. But while Deborah did make it to movieland in the comedy A Night at the Roxbury (1998), and those two new wild and crazy guys who play the club-hopping swarms did cast Deborah in their film-length Saturday Night Live sketch as a topless woman, we only see her bare back from behind. What is love? Baby that bait and switch hurt us. It hurt us once more on an episode of Charmed, when we thought we were going to see her changing clothes. Technically that was true, but we actually only got to see her doing some magical quick-change spinning, though she did transform into a very tight dress. After playing the Juco student Muffy, who didn’t flash muff which left us unsatisfied on Unhappily Ever After, Deborah moved on to some bit roles in Mighty Joe Young (1998), Blast from the Past (1999), and Beautiful (2000), where she played a beauty queen, though there were no shots of her dairy queens. Deborah hit the big time in the hit Catch Me If You Can (2002), opposite Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio but must have been satisfied with her career, since she hasn’t acted since. Still, if Mr. Skin catches her, let’s hope she has her cans out!